A young Engineer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way from Switzerland through the Swiss Alps to Italy.<\/p>\n
They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.<\/p>\n
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks.<\/p>\n
The train departed from Lucerne and used the railroad tracks through the Swiss Alps.<\/p>\n
Naturally, there were many tunnels through the Alps.<\/p>\n
That coach had the problem that the lights were not working: Whenever the train passes into a tunnel, it was pitch black.<\/p>\n
And then it happened again: the train passed into a tunnel, it was dark like in a cow, and there was a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.<\/p>\n
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.<\/p>\n
The grandmother is thinking to herself, \u201cIt was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I\u2019m glad she slapped him.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Project manager is sitting there thinking, \u201cI didn\u2019t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn\u2019t missed him when she slapped me!\u201d<\/p>\n
The young woman was sitting and thinking, \u201cI\u2019m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!\u201d<\/p>\n
The young programmer sat there with a big satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, \u201cLife is good.<\/p>\n
How often does an engineer have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project Manager all at the same time!<\/p>\n